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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

" - Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

talesofatwelfthgradenothing:

i don’t want to go to school i just want to sleep for a thousand years

Anonymous ASKED:
Decaf

Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.

wine makes me spew

cider makes me spew

you fucker don’t fucking talk to me douchebag yes I fucking love horses but leave me the fuck alone you fucking douchebag fuck for fuck’s sake

you’re a piece of shit (it means “I love you”)

Send me a cup of coffee. 

  • Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
  • Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
  • Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
  • Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
  • Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
  • Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
  • Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
  • Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
  • Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
  • Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
  • Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
  • Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
  • Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.

princesswetkitty:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate