1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life." - Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC
hickeys are gross i want ten
i don’t want to go to school i just want to sleep for a thousand years
Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
wine makes me spew
cider makes me spew
you fucker don’t fucking talk to me douchebag yes I fucking love horses but leave me the fuck alone you fucking douchebag fuck for fuck’s sake
you’re a piece of shit (it means “I love you”)
a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside
this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr
i’ve never seen something so accurate